True confession: I have now taken up with the neoconservatives and other enemies of the Mises Institute.
We’ve got to smash the MI. Here’s my plan to undermine the Mises Institute.
First, we’ve got to get so many students applying to and attending Mises University, and the Austrian Scholars Conference, that the paltry edifice they have created in Auburn, AL, at great expense will be exposed as the vastly underbuilt facility that it really is (at least compared to the need for its services).
How can we do this? By sending the Mises Institute large donations, so that they can better advertise these seminars.
This will force them to add to their real-estate holdings (they are psychopaths, unable to turn away people who want to attend their events).
In this way, we can bankrupt them. How can we further accomplish this important task?
Second, paradoxically, by sending them lots of money, even more than the amounts we have just sent them for publicizing the Mises University and the Austrian Scholars Conference. How will large-scale donations to the MI hurt this institution, pray tell?
It is simple (in addition to becoming a neocon, I confess, I’ve also taken up with Keynesianism). This act, on our part, will constitute a Quantitative Easing (QE). Now, we know, from my new economics guru, Paul Krugman, that the only problem with QE1 and QE2 was that the funds devoted to this purpose were not large enough.
So, the Quantitative Easing for the Mises Institute (QEMI) has to be as gigantic as you can possibly afford.
And make these contributions immediately. One, for tax purposes.
And two, of course, the sooner we undermine the Mises Institute, the better off we shall all be.
We Keynesians are sick and tired of Bob Murphy raining on our parades.
He must be stopped from criticizing his betters, such as mah man, Paul Krugman. And what of that rascal, Tom DiLorenzo?
His constant attacks on neocon hero “Honest Abe” Lincoln simply can no longer be borne.
And this is to say nothing of other Mises Institute burrs under the neocon Keynesian saddle, such as Gary North, Tom Woods, Joe Salerno, Ralph Raico, Lew Rockwell, Doug French, Mark Thornton, David Gordon, Stephan Kinsella, Guido Hülsmann, Ron Paul, and Hans Hoppe. The Mises Institute aids and abets these people!
They are enemies of all that is good and true.
Who else would publish the likes of Murphy, DiLorenzo, North, Woods, Salerno, Raico, Rockwell, French, Thornton, Gordon, Kinsella, Hulsman, Paul, and Hoppe? No one, that’s who. And this is only the tip of the veritable iceberg. Look here and here for more miscreants, weirdos, and enemies of the public good, etc. Not a one of them believes in American exceptionalism, American Greatness. No, the Mises Institute and all of its evil ways, and its support for scholars who reject — sneer at — war-mongering, Lincoln-worshiping Keynesianism, must be stopped.
And the only way to do this is by sending them gobs and gobs of money. Do it soon. Do it NOW!