I just got back from my daughters’ dance recital where — you are not going to believe this — adult choreographers had mere children steal the intellectual property of the heirs of Michael Jackson. That’s right, some kids actually did the Moonwalk in a public performance. Wow.
Of course, fans of the rock group the Band and its associated performers already knew that Michael stole the Moonwalk from the great Ronnie Hawkins. Who stole it from … Well, who knows?
I’m certainly no dance aficionado, but I truly doubt even one original move was performed this evening. And that fact hasn’t stymied the development of dance one bit.